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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2006 13:54:24

Damn Fairy

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For
being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary
II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So
the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years
old.

The moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2006 14:22:15

hahaha stupid man

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2006 17:05:15

stupid indeed!

Post 4 by Nage (Your father's friend's daughter's roommate's niece) on Thursday, 01-Jun-2006 18:24:21

Stupid yes, but brilliaint. haha. I like.